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Mount a bank! Here are a few tricks crawling up your sleeve: take them to the bank. Said tricks are gauged to make you look as if you were an astrologist. You are not and will statistically surely never be one, if you value wisdom, but the same goes for the rest, so you should fairly appear as asinine as the rest or even wiser than many: depending on your own performance. And never forget: make the statements with great conviction: look wise.


You don’t have to know much about anything in order to make it sound important when you say it. Add a spice of awe to anything you say. Take the most insignificant thing, like Mercury retrograde, and make it a big revelation. Skip over its zodiacal position (it is actually in Sextans, Neo’s drums) in order to cover for double market. Double market, double Dutch. None of the two markets has any idea of any zodiacal position at all as planetary zodiacs much as solar system dynamics are incompatible with superstition. Stay safe that nobody will notice anything but one’s daily troubles and blame it on current stellar event. Retrograde planets are naturally, logically and finally even astrologically much stronger, reliable and adamant that when they go direct: don’t mention it in addressing western superstition environment. Call Mercury a traitor. Make them wait until it goes direct. Planets should go direct. For them, to go retrograde is an anomaly, a curse. Yes, their default mind is that primitive. Blame it all on Mercury retrograde and when it goes direct pick the next event to blame as follows.


Mountebanks gasp for events since they have no contact with real skies. Thus, a lunation should be next. Say, New Moon happens in Sextans, such as now in August 2011. Don’t mention the zodiacal station since you are addressing both East and West. Say it: “This is a very special time.” Use weasel words, current events, default worries. True, the Nazi Jews are the real culprits, but they would never harm us without the illicit help from Mercury retrograde and that Full Moon there.


If all fails, use an aspect such as 147 degrees. Say, Uranus and Pluto are now in fatal aspect by fatal 147 degrees. No one will dare comment on that. 147 is fatal in all respects, it is the number of the apocalypse.








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